Hot Babe Bracket: Monica Bellucci Region Round 1 Results

1. Minka Kelly def. 16. Leighton Meester: 4-0

  • Blowout win for this 1 seed in Minka Kelly over the 16 seed Leighton Meester. Any babe that is good enough for Derek Jeter to settle down with should be good enough to make a nice run in this tournament.

1. Minka Kelly

8. Keira Knightley def. 9. Yvonne Strahovski: 3-2

  • In the first match up to go to the overtime tiebreaker Keira Knightley beats Yvonne Strahovski. Yvonne is a rising star and has some very sexy moments on Chuck but Keira has a bigger body of work that gave her a slight advantage. Pirates > Secret Agents.

8. Keira Knightley

5. Sophia Bush def. 12. Amy Adams: 3-1

  • Surprising that Sophia did not win this one in a unanimous victory as Amy does not have as nice of a body and has moments where she does not look good at all. Sophia downs the red head.

5. Sophia Bush

4. Jordana Brewster def. 13. Rachel McAdams: 4-0

  • Jordana Brewster has no problem getting through her first round match up of Rachel McAdams. Rachel is very pretty but she has more of the “girl I could take home to my mom” look while Jordana sports more pure sexiness.

4. Jordana Brewster

11. Jennifer Lopez def. 6. Jessia Biel: 3-1

  • Upset Alert: In the first upset in this region J.Lo was able to sneak by Jessica Biel to advance to the 2nd round. Biel has great features but the power of the booty was too much in this match up. The American Idol judge upsets Mary Camden.

11. Jennifer Lopez

3. Halle Berry def. 14. Danica Patrick: 3-2

  • One of the sexiest black women in the world is taken to overtime by the sexiest race car driver to ever live. Patrick may also be the sexiest athlete on the planet, if you considering racing a sport, but Catwoman out dueled her.

3. Halle Berry

10. Christina Hendricks def. 7. Dania Ramirez: 4-0

  • Upset Alert: People love a curvy women and no one is more curvy than Christina Hendricks. The pale skinned busty bombshell was able to blow out the tight latina (higher seeded)Dania Ramirez. Dania is a rising star via The Sopranos and Entourage but who could resist that red head’s curves.

10. Christina Hendricks

2. Kim Kardashian def. 15. Jenna Fischer: 3-1

  • Another major mismatch on paper that was closer than expected. Kim has become an international sex symbol and considered by many to be the most attractive woman in the USA these days. Jenna Fischer is extremely cute but never is portrayed as “sexy” or even “hot” for the most part. Kim advances, booty and all.

2. Kim Kardashian

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